Look-there's a sight you shouldn't miss for worlds. Mrs. Pankagoras. Her I behold. I behold others also. Oh, my sisters, Yes, all are here. I know you and I know Philena. Yes, yes, of course they have. They're nodding that they've got them. Mrs. Pankagoras. Appears to be in order. Those great coats All so far Muffle you up, and quite make men of you. Those clumping boots are good, too; and I'm glad To see you've not forgot the walking-sticks. Philena. Just feel the knob of mine-hard as a hammer. Not much, I think, you couldn't smash with that. Mrs. Pankagoras. Well, ladies, for our business must be done Before the stars grow paler, let's proceed. You know our programme, all of you? Philena. Of course. If we know nothing else, we all know that. Straight from this place we march to the Assembly; Can squeeze his body through them; and we seize We've got the whole thing pat. Sostrata. You see Yes, so we have. And while we wait-Mrs. Pankagoras, look I've brought my work-I'll just sit still and knit Some little things for baby. Mrs. Pankagoras. Merciful Heavens ! Sostrata. Good gracious! Why do you stare so? When I knit I listen all the better. And besides, Poor baby does indeed want something warm For his little mottled legs. Merciful Heavens ! Mrs. Pankagoras. Fancy your knitting, with your coat all open, Hunched up and crouching in our husbands' coats, Which man can neither sail, nor steer, nor row. Philena. 'Twas only this. When we confront the And have to talk, this question just occurred to me :- To a lot of great coarse men? How shall we do it? To whom the public pouring forth of words Comes easiest? Why, the men who are most like women. To us, then, trust me, 'twill come easier still, Who are the genuine article. We haven't had their training, and I'm sure Some training's needed. Mrs. Pankagoras. Needed? Of course it is. And is not that the very identical reason Why we are here-to have a moment's practice? Mrs. Pankagoras. Fun! Did I hear you utter the word In Woman's cause what do you find that's funny? I should say gentlemen '-round me in a circle. No, not you, Philena. Sit down. Does any other gentleman Wish to say something? Mrs. Smycthion, you do? Stand forward, then. That's right. Lean on your stick, And mouth your words out boldly. Mrs. Smycthion. Gentlemen, I could have wished that someone more accustomed Than I to public speaking now addressed you. But since the previous speaker raised the question The Temperance Cause. It's not a manly movement. Mrs. Pankagoras. What woman's oath is this? Swear by your sex? They'd find you out at once. Now all you ladies, Be good enough to listen. If anyone Makes such a slip again-for one might ruin us- To perish, and I'll go back straight to bed. All the Women Together. Oh, glorious leader, don't go back to bed, And blot out all the hopes of Womanhood For all eternity. Mrs. Pankagoras. Well, for Woman's sake I won't. But meanwhile, all ye sacred vessels For such ye are—of that eternal spirit By which alone all states shall be reformed, Just hold your tongues until ye have learned to rule them, Which few have learned as yet and I will show you The kind of speech to make-the kind of speech I shall make. Now be silent and suppose That I am speaking as a man to men. Friends, countrymen, Athenians, lend your ears To one who claims one pure equality Even with your wisest. This dear land of ours, Is dear to me as you. My milk of life Comes from her breasts as yours does; and my heart What Athens is, and dream of what she was. Where is her strength? How can a State be strong After another, none of them alike Except in one thing, that the end of each Is his own sole advantage? True they pay you To vote them into office. Then, what follows? Several Women. Mrs. Pankagoras. But bribes for votes Hear, hear. That's true. that's not all. The promised They do pay these in cash. The cash is there. But their great bribes are promises to all Of cash unlimited that's paid to nobody, Because it's nowhere. First comes Gorgias wheedling. 'Sweet voters, sweet majority, sweet poor, I will enrich you. I will give you each Ninepence for fourpence.' He meanwhile himself As a dog rolls in carrion. Then comes one Mrs. Blepyrus. Hear, hear, hear. Give it 'em all. Walk into them. Mrs. Pankagoras. Then there's our foreign policy. These sharpers 'Our true hope Lies,' he says, 'in our navy. More, more ships We must build, and build them quickly.' Then another Comes shouting, 'Who's to pay for them? A navy! What do we want a navy for, when none Will ever dare attack us?' Mrs. Blepyrus. Don't stop. Go on. Go on. Whom you'd suggest as ruler. Mrs. Pankagoras. Right you are. Tell us the man Citizens, You have heard what's just been said. There's no man living I would suggest as ruler. And all found wanting. Men have been tried, What I beg to move Is that from this hour forth the reins of state Be taken from men's hands, which scarce can hold them, And placed in Woman's. Several Women. Hear, hear, hear. Go on. Mrs. Pankagoras. Does my proposal startle you? Consider. What is this malady of which we die? A constant love of change. If some sound course Is settled on to-day, we fickle men Are tired of it to-morrow-tired, and why? Because it is not new enough; and we clamour Can thrive that's ruled like this? Where's the State There's always more In any State, as in your own live limbs, To be conserved than changed. You break your leg. You must change something: but the things you change And carry you as of old. Wherefore, I say, Have given to Man the true Conservative- Several Women. Hear, hear, hear. Tell us some more about the true Conservative. Mrs. Pankagoras. Still as of old to blow the fire she squats. Still as of old she stands to stir the pots. |