As if the art you have so long 60 Professed, of making old dogs young, Not only youth, but childhood too: Into th' abstrusest learning pry; Than those that have been bred up in 't, 75 And yet have no art, true or false, To help your own bad naturals ? But still the more you strive t' appear, For fools are known by looking wise, 80 As men find woodcocks by their eyes. Hence 'tis that 'cause ye 'ave gained o' th' college A quarter share, at most, of knowledge, And brought in none, but spent repute, Y'assume a power as absolute 85 To judge, and censure, and control, As if you were the sole Sir Poll, 90 And saucily to pretend to know You'll find the thing will not be done : With ignorance and face alone: No, though ye 'ave purchased to your name, That now your talent's so well known, Cast up to what it does amount, 100 And place the bigg'st to your account; Those soonest it designs to raise ; 115 That all affronts do still give place To your impenetrable face; That makes your way through all affairs, 120 You must not think 'twill always pass; 125 Is that which madmen find, as soon As once they're broke loose from the moon, 130 And, proof against her influence, To turn stark fools, and subjects fit PART III.-CANTO I. THE ARGUMENT. 5 The knight and squire resolve at once They both approach the lady's bower, The squire t' inform, the knight to woo her. By furies and hobgoblins made; From which the squire conveys the knight, 'TIS true, no lover has that power T'enforce a desperate amour, As he that has two strings t' his bow, For then he's brave and resolute, Disdains to render in his suit; Has all his flames and raptures double, And hangs or drowns with half the trouble; While those who sillily pursue 10 The simple downright way, and true, 15 Make as unlucky applications, And steer against the stream their passions. Some forge their mistresses of stars, And when the ladies prove averse, And more untoward to be won Than by Caligula the moon, Cry out upon the stars for doing When only by themselves they 're hindered, 23 To gain a soft and gentle bride? Or for a lady tender-hearted, In purling streams or hemp departed? Through th' windows of a dazzling room? 35 40 No sooner was the bloody fight Between the wizard and the knight, With all th' appurtenances over, But he relapsed again t' a lover; As he was always wont to do, When he 'ad discomfited a foe, And used the only antique philters Derived from old heroic tilters. 45 But now triumphant and victorious, He held th' achievement was too glorious For such a conqueror to meddle With petty constable or beadle; Or fly for refuge to the hostess 50 Of th' inns of court and chancery, justice; H |