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immediately afterwards the white of six eggs. The coagulated mass will not remain on the stomach more than two or three minutes. So effectual is this remedy, that it has been known to remove no less than twenty-four pins at once.

TO KILL COCKROACHES. An infallible means to destroy them will be found in giving them the root of the Veratum Vireæ, commonly called black hellebore, which grows wild in our country marshy grounds, and may be got of our market people. Strew the roots about the floor at night, and next morning you will find all the family of the cockroaches dead or dying, from having eaten it, which they will do with much avidity. They will never fail to eat it while they can get it, and will as surely die. It causes them to froth at the mouth, and to split in the back frequently.

The method of preserving eggs, by dipping them in boiling water (which destroys the living principle), is too well known to need farther notice. The preservation of potatoes by a similar treatment is also a valuable and useful discovery. Large quantities may be cured at once, by putting them into a basket as large as the vessel containing the boiling hot water will admit, and then just dipping them a minute or two at the utmost. The germ, which is so near to the skin, is thus "killed," without injuring the potato. In this way several tons might be cured in a few hours. They should then be dried in a warm oven, and laid up in casks or sacks, secure from the frost, in a dry place.

NAPOLEON'S TABLE TALK.

[Continued from page 286.]

CONDUCT OF FERDINAND.-If the abdication of Charles IV. had not been a forced one, I should have acknowledged Ferdinand as King of Spain. The transactions at Aranjuez could not be indifferent to me: my troops were spread all over the peninsula; as a sovereign and neighbour I could not

suffer such an act of violence.

THE CONSULSHIP. When the lawyer Goyer, the apostate Sieyes, the attorney Knobel, the old-clothesman Moulins, had made themselves kings, I might well make myself consul; I had taken my license at Montenotti, Lodi, Arcole, Chíbreisse, and Aboukir.

HIS REASONS FOR ABDICATING.-Instead of abdicating at Fontainbleau, I might have sought and carried on a civil war for three years-my army remained faithful. But I never wished to shed French blood for my individual

cause.

IMITATIONS OF HIS INSTITUTIONS.— In Europe they copy my laws, imitate my institutions, finish my works, ape my policy, even to the ton of my court:

my government must not then have been so absurd and bad as they say.

HIS CORONATION.-No crown, since that of Charlemagne, has been given with so much solemnity and good will as that which I received from the French people.

THE COUNCIL OF STATE.-With the exception of a few chameleons, which (as every where else) had crept into my council of state, it was composed of honest and really meritorious men. WOMEN.-A handsome woman pleases the eyes, a good woman pleases the heart; the one is a jewel, the other a treasure.

INVASION OF SPAIN.-I committed

the fault of entering Spain because I did not know the spirit of the nationthe nobility called me, and the rabble drove me back.

THE DUKE D'ENGHIEN AND CAPTAIN WRIGHT.-Many base things have been

written about the deaths of the Duke

d'Enghien and Captain Wright;-the first was not my work, and of the second I know nothing. I could not prevent an Englishman seized with the spleen from cutting his throat.

THE KINGDOM OF PRUSSIA.-I committed a fault by not striking out Prussia from the map.

continental system was to ruin English THE CONTINENTAL SYSTEM.-My trade, and give peace to the world. Its only defect was, that it could not be strictly executed; few people here understood this system.

STATUE IN THE PLACE VENDOME.

My statue upon the Place Vendome, and the pompous inscriptions of my reign have been much criticised. Kings are obliged to let artists do as they choose. Lewis XIV. did not order the slaves to be put at the feet of his statue, nor did he wish La Feuilladi to write "to the immortal man.” And if there should be seen any where "Napoleon the Great," people must know that it was not I who invented this title. I only suffered the world to speak their

sentiments.

[To be continued.]

THE MUSES' WILD WREATH. That crowns give virtue-power gives

ON THE DEATH OF RIEGO.
They bore him forth to meet his end,
The hero of his time,-
The name that Freedom's holy breath
Hallows in every clime.

Priests, and inquisitors, and kings,
Exulting saw him die,
Like demons glutted with their joy
At damning misery.

They drugg'd the bowl with coward art
And treachery refined,

Lest he should tell them from the tree
The triumph of his mind.

And yet it booted not that he
With dying prophecy

wit,

That follies well on proud ones sit;
That poor men's slips deserve a halter,
While honour crowns the great de-
faulter;

That 'nointed kings no longer do,-
No right, such worms as I and you-
That's true-that's true!

To say a dull and sleepy warden
Can guard a many-portal'd garden;
That woes which darken many a day,
One moment's smile can charm away;
To say you think that Celia's eye
Speaks aught but trick and treachery-
That's a lie-that's a lie!

That wisdom's bought and virtue sold;
And that you can provide with gold,

Should warn the recreants of the doom For court a garter and a star,

Vengeance is bringing nigh.

That doom is on the rolls of Fate,

'Tis register'd and seal'd, And like the Assyrian pestilence

Should blast them unanneal'd.

The seed is sown by Freedom's hands,
Its growth is sure though slow,
Its harvest of arm'd men shall work
For the destroyer's woe.

Then life's last agonies no more

Shall glut a tyrant's hate,

Nor ignorance cowl'd, nor perjury crown'd

Curse Spain's unhappy state.

Then from some mighty intellect,

The banded kings shall fly,
Great as Napoleon's, with a heart
More just to liberty.

O deem not that the patriot's blood
Is ever vainly shed:

It cries to Heaven-it cries to Earth-
"Tis heard among the dead.

The light'ning bears it on its wing,

'Tis seen upon the cloud,
It calls amid the ocean's roar,
And from the tempest loud.

It bids upbraiding from the dust
Indignant nations rise,

Shake off their chains, and dare assert
Man's nobler destinies.

And valour fit for peace or war,
And purchase knowledge at the U-
Niversity for P. or Q.-

That's true-that's true!

They must be gagg'd who go to court,
And bless besides the gagger for't;
That rank-less must be scourged, and
thank

The scourgers when they're men of
rank;

The humble, poor man's form and hue
Deserve both shame and suffering too-
That's true-that's true!

But wond'rous favours to be done,
And glorious prizes to be won;
And downy pillows for our head,
And thornless roses for our bed;
In monarch's words-to trust and die-
And risk your honour on the die-
That's a lie-that's a lie.

That he who in the courts of law

Defends his person or estate,
Should have a privilege to draw

Upon the mighty river Plate ;*
And spite of all that he can do,
He will be pluck'd and laugh'd at too-
That's true-that's true!

To sow of pure and honest seeds,
And gather nought but waste and
weeds;

And to pretend our care and toil
Had well prepared the ungrateful soil;
And then on righteous heaven to cry,

THAT'S A LIE THAT'S A LIE! As 'twere just-and ask it why?

TRANSLATED FROM THE SPANISH.

Riches will serve for titles too

That's true-that's true!

And they love most who oftenest sigh-
That's a lie-that's a lie!

That's a lie-that's a lie!

• Rio de la Plata-Silver River.

A THOUSAND, THOUSAND

TIMES I SEEK.

A thousand, thousand times I seek My lovely maid;

But I am silent, still afraid

That if I speak

LOVE'S WREATH.

It is an April wreath: blue violets, Sapphires from a moss mine; pale primroses,

Wearing a yellow and forsaken dress, And yet too beautiful to be forsaken;

The maid might frown, and then my And daisies, simple daisies,—surely

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May trace its likeness in the gentle flower [how,

That blossoms every where and any Bearing alike with storm and shine, with still

The same fair summer-face,-seen on the grave,

The heath, the field, the garden; cowslips, too,

Tall and green turrets for the fragrant bells

Which the bees love so-bound with

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O MEET ME ONCE.

O meet me once, but once again

Beside that old oak tree;

It is not much of all thy vows,
To ask but this of thee.

O meet me when the evening star

Shines on the twilight grey,

Just while the lark sings his last song,—

I have not much to say.

I know that when to-morrow's sun
Lights up the vale again,

You'll lead your fair bride to the church,

And cannot meet me then.

But this last evening is your own,—
Come to our old oak tree;
Surely, dear love, you cannot fear

Aught like reproach from me.
No, dearest mine! then pray thee come,
When that star lights the sky;

I do but ask to pardon thee,
To kiss thy lips, and die!

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Their heads must be cramm'd like a booth in a fair,

And, like barber's, must suit every man to a hair;

And when, which is frequent, involv'd in dispute,

They must flourish away, their foe to confute.

Dithyrambics-And Iambics,
Trigonometry-Geometry,
Perspective-Invective,

Any weight-From Pennyweight,
Physic-lecture-Architecture,
Cosmography-Biography,
Mechanism Cause of Schism,
Hydrostatics-Mathematics,
Mensuration-Navigation,
Criticism-Witticism,

Author

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Upon his brow

The damps of death are settling,—and

his eyes

Grow fixed and meaningless. marks the change

She

With desperate earnestness; and staying even

Her breath, that nothing may disturb the hush,

Lays her wan cheek still closer to his heart,

And listens, as its varying pulses move, Haply to catch a sound betokening life. It beats-again-another--and ano

ther,

And, now, hath ceased for ever! What a shriek

A shrill and soul-appalling shriek peals

forth,

When the full truth hath rushed upon her brain!

Who may describe the rigidness of frame,

The stony look of anguish and despair, With which she bends o'er that un

moving clay.

"We ought not, like the spider, to spin a flimsy web wholly from our own magazine; but, like the bee, visit every store, and cull the most useful and the best."-GREGORY.

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THE IDLE AND INDUSTRIOUS APPRENTICES. THE INDUSTRIOUS APPRENTICE OUT OF HIS TIME AND MARRIED TO HIS MASTER'S DAUGHTER.

Proverbs, chap. xiii. verse 4.
"The virtuous woman is a crown to her
husband."

THE reward of industry is success. Our prudent and attentive youth is now become partner with his master, and married to his daughter. To shew that plenty reigns in this mansion, a servant distributes the remains of the table to a poor woman, and the bridegroom pays one of the drummers, who, according to ancient custom, attend with their thundering congratulations the day after the wedding. A performer on the bass viol, and a herd of butchers armed with marrow bones and cleavers, form an English concert. A cripple, with the ballad of Jesse, or the Happy Pair, represents a man known by the name of Philip in the

Tub, who had visited Ireland and the United Provinces. From those votaries of Hymen, who were honoured with his epithalamiums, he received a small reward. The base of the Monument appears in the back ground. A footman and butcher at the opposite corner, compared with the other figures, are gigantic; they might serve for the Gog and Magog of Guildhall.

THE ADVENTURES OF HAJJI BABA, OF ISPAHAN.

[Continued from page 342.]

But, strange enough, Hajjî does not lend himself to the habits of his order, and acquires the reputation of a paragon of temperance and integrity. The picture of the scenes into which he is carried by the duties of his new office is uncommonly well drawn, and represents, we have no doubt, with the greatest fidelity and force, the customs of the Persian court. A very pleasing A a

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