they could spend whole days and nights without sleep, even whole years in such contemplations, and fantastical meditations, which are like so many dreams, and will hardly be drawn from them,-winding and unwinding themselves as so many clocks, and still pleasing their humors, until at the last the SCENE TURNS UPON A SUDDEN, and they being now habituated to such meditations and solitary places, can endure no company, can think of nothing but harsh and distasteful subjects. Fear, sorrow, suspicion, subrusticus pudor, discontent, cares, and weariness of life, surprise them on a sudden, and they can think of nothing else; continually suspecting, no sooner are their eyes open, but this infernal plague of melancholy seizeth on them, and terrifies their souls, representing some dismal object to their minds; which now, by no means, no labor, no persuasions, they can avoid, they cannot be rid of, they cannot resist." Something like this "SCENE TURNING" I have experienced at the evening parties, at the house of my good Catholic friend Nov; who, by the aid of a capital organ, himself the most finished of players, converts his drawing-room into a chapel, his weekdays into Sundays, and these latter into minor heavens.* When my friend commences upon one of those solemn anthems, which peradventure struck upon my heedless ear, rambling in the side aisles of the dim Abbey, some * I have been there, and still would go; 'T is like a little heaven below.-DR. WATTS. five-and-thirty years since, waking a new sense, and putting a soul of old religion into my young apprehension— (whether it be that, in which the Psalmist, weary of the persecutions of bad men, wisheth to himself dove's wings -or that other, which, with a like measure of sobriety and pathos, inquireth by what means the young man shall best cleanse his mind)-a holy calm pervadeth me. I am for the time rapt above earth, And possess joys not promised at my birth. But when this master of the spell, not content to have laid his soul prostrate, goes on, in his power, to inflict more bliss than lies in her capacity to receive,—impatient to overcome her "earthly" with his "heavenly,"-still pouring in, for protracted hours, fresh waves and fresh from the sea of sound, or from that inexhausted German ocean, above which, in triumphant progress, dolphinseated, ride those Arions, Haydn and Mozart, with their attendant Tritons, Bach, Beethoven, and a countless tribe, whom to attempt to reckon up would but plunge me again in the deeps,—I stagger under the weight of harmony, reeling to and fro at my wits' end;-clouds, as of frankincense, oppress me-priests, altars, censers, dazzle before me—the genius of his religion hath me in her toils -a shadowy triple tiara invests the brow of my friend, late so naked, so ingenuous, he is Pope, -and by him sits, like as in the anomaly of dreams, a she-Pope too,tri-coroneted like himself!-I am converted, and yet a Protestant;-at once malleus hereticorum, and myself grand heresiarch: or three heresies centre in my person: -I am Marcion, Ebion, and Cerinthus-Gog and Magog —what not?—till the coming in of the friendly suppertray dissipates the figment, and a draught of true Lutheran beer (in which chiefly my friend shows himself no bigot) at once reconciles me to the rationalities of a purer faith; and restores to me the genuine unterrifying aspects of my pleasant-countenanced host and hostess. ALL FOOL'S DAY. THE compliments of the season to my worthy masters, and a merry first of April to us all! Many happy returns of this day to you-and you— and you, Sir-nay, never frown, man, nor put a long face upon the matter. Do not we know one another? what need of ceremony among friends? we have all a touch of that same you understand me-a speck of the motley. Beshrew the man who on such a day as this, the general festival, should affect to stand aloof. I am none of those sneakers. I am free of the corporation, and care not who knows it. He that meets me in the forest to-day, shall meet with no wiseacre, I can tell him. Stultus sum. Translate me that, and take the meaning of it to yourself for your pains. What! man, we have four quarters of the globe on our side at the least computation. Fill us a cup of that sparkling gooseberry,—we will drink no wise, melancholy, political port on this day,and let us troll the catch of Amiens-duc ad me—duc ad me, how goes it? Here shall he see Gross fools as he. Now would I give a trifle to know historically and authentically, who was the greatest fool that ever lived. I would certainly give him in a bumper. Marry, of the present breed, I think I could, without much difficulty, name you the party. Remove your cap a little farther, if you please; it hides my bauble. And now each man bestride his hobby, and dust away his bells to what tune he pleases. I will give you, for my part,— The crazy old church clock, Good master Empedocles, you are welcome. It is long since you went a salamander-gathering down Ætna. Worse than samphire-picking by some odds. 'T is a mercy your worship did not singe your mustachios. Ha! Cleombrotus! and what salads in faith did you light upon at the bottom of the Mediterranean? You were founder, I take it, of the disinterested sect of the Calenturists. Gebir, my old freemason and prince of plasterers at Babel, bring in your trowel, most Ancient Grand! You have claim to a seat here at my right hand, as patron of the stammerers. You left your work, if I remember, Herodo tus correctly, at eight hundred million toises, or thereabout, above the level of the sea. Bless us, what a long bell you must have pulled, to call your top workmen to their nunchion on the low grounds of Shinar. Or did you send up your garlic and onions by a rocket? I am a rogue if I am not ashamed to show you our monument on Fishstreet Hill, after your altitudes. Yet we think it some what. What, the magnanimous Alexander in tears?-cry, baby, put its finger in its eye, it shall have another globe, round as an orange, pretty moppet! Mister Adams-'odso, I honor your coat-pray do us the favor to read to us that sermon, which you lent to Mistress Slipslop-the twenty and second in your portmanteau there--on Female Incontinence-the same-it will come in most irrelevantly and impertinently seasonable to the time of the day. Good Master Raymund Lully, you look wise. Pray correct that error. Duns, spare your definitions. I must fine you a bumper, or a paradox. We will have nothing said or done syllogistically this day. Remove those logical forms, waiter, that no gentleman break the tender shins of his apprehension stumbling across them. Master Stephen, you are late.-Ha! Cokes, is it you? -Aguecheek, my dear knight, let me pay my devoir to you.-Master Shallow, your worship's poor servant to command.-Master Silence, I will use few words with |