SCENE VII.-Another Part of the Field. Alarums. Enter Fluellen and Gower. Flu. Kill the poys and the luggage! 'tis expressly against the law of arms: 'tis as arrant a piece of knavery, mark you now, as can be offered, in the 'orld: In your conscience now, is it not? Gom. 'Tis certain there's not a boy left alive; and the cowardly rascals, that ran from the battle, have done this slaughter: besides, they have burned and carried away all that was in the king's tent; wherefore the king, most worthily, hath caused every soldier to cut his prisoner's throat. O, 'tis a gallant king! Flu. Ay, he was porn at Monmouth, captain Gower: What call you the town's name, where Alexander the pig was porn. Gon. Alexander the great. Flu. Why, I pray you, is not pig, great? The pig, or the great, or the mighty, or the huge, or the magnanimous, are all one reckonings, save the phrase is a little variations. Gow. I think Alexander the great was born in Macedon; his father was called-Philip of Macedon, as I take it. Flu. I think it is in Macedon, where Alexander is porn. I tell you, captain,-If you look in the maps of the 'orld, I warrant, you shall find, in the comparisons between Macedon and Monmouth, that the situations, look you, is both alike. There is a river in Macedon; and there is also moreover a river at Monmouth it is called Wye, at Monmouth; but it is out of my prains, what is the name of the other river; but 'tis all one, 'tis so like as my fingers is to my fingers, and there is salmons in both. If you mark Alexander's life well, Harry of Monmouth's life is come after it indifferent well; for there is figures in all things. Alexander (God knows, and you know,) in his rages, and his furies, and his wraths, and his cholers, and his moods, and his displeasures, and his indignations, and also being a little intoxicates in his prains, did, in his ales and his angers, look you, kill his pest friend, Clytus. Gow. Our king is not like him in that; he never killed any of his friends. Flu. It is not well done, mark you now, to take tales out of my mouth, ere it is made an end and finished. I speak but in the figures and comparisons of it: As Alexander is kill his friend Clytus, being in his ales and his cups; so also Harry Monmouth, being in his right wits and his goot judgments, is turn away the fat knight with the great pelly-doublet: he was full of jests, and gipes, and knaveries, and mocks; I am forget his name. Gow. Sir John Falstaff. Flu. That is he: I can tell you, there is goot men porn at Monmouth. Gor. Here comes his majesty. Alarum. Enter King Henry, with a part of the others. K. Hen. I was not angry since I came to France Enter Montjoy. No, great king; I come to thee for charitable licence, K. Hen. I tell thee truly, herald, Mont. for it! K. Hen. Then call we this-the field of Agincourt, Fonght on the day of Crispin Crispianus. Flu. Your grandfather of famous memory, an't please your majesty, and your great uncle Edward the black prince of Wales, as I have read in the chronicles, fought a most prave pattle here in France. K. Hen. They did, Fluellen. Flu. Your majesty says very true: if your majesties is remembered of it, the Welshmen did goot service in a garden where leeks did grow, wearing leeks in their Monmouth caps; which, your ma jesty knows, to this hour is an honourable padge of the service; and, I do believe, your majesty takes no scorn to wear the leek upon Saint Tavy's day. K. Hen. I wear it for a memorable honour : For I am Welsh, you know, good countryman. Flu. All the water in Wye cannot wash your majesty's Welsh plood out of your pody, I can tell you that: Got pless it and preserve it, as long as it pleases his grace, and his majesty too! K. Hen. Thanks, good my countryman. Flu. By Cheshu, I am your majesty's countryman, I care not who know it; I will confess it to all the 'orld: I need not be ashamed of your majesty, praised be God, so long as your majesty is an honest man. K. Hen. God keep me so!-Our heralds go with Bring me just notice of the numbers dead [Points to Williams. Exeunt Montjoy Exe. Soldier, you must come to the king. K. Hen. Soldier, why wear'st thou that glove in thy cap? will. An't please your majesty, 'tis the gage of one that I should fight withal, if he be alive. K. Hen. An Englishman? Will. An't please your majesty, a rascal, that swaggered with me last night: who, if 'a live, and ever dare to challenge this glove, I have sworn to take him a box o'the ear: or, if I can see my glove in his cap, (which he swore, as he was a soldier, he would wear, if alive,) I will strike it out soundly. K. Hen. What think you, captain Fluellen ? is it fit this soldier keep his oath ? Flu. He is a craven and a villain else, a'nt please your majesty, in my conscience. K. Hen. It may be, his enemy is a gentleman of great sort, quite from the answer of his degree. Flu. Though he be as goot a gentleman as the Exe. Here comes the herald of the French, my tevil is, as Lucifer and Belzebub himself, it is neliege. cessary, look your grace, that he keep his vow and his oath if he be perjured, see you now, his repu-| tation is as arrant a villain, and a Jack-sauce, as ever his plack shoe trod upon Got's ground and his earth, in my conscience, la. K. Hen. Then keep thy vow, sirrah, when thou meet'st the fellow. Will. So I will, my liege, as I live. Flu. Gower is a good captain; and is goot knowledge and literature in the wars. K. Hen. Call him hither to me, soldier. Flu. My liege, here is a villain, and a traitor, that, look your grace, has struck the glove which your majesty is take out of the helmet of Alencon. Will. My liege, this was my glove; here is the fellow of it: and he, that I gave it to in change, promised to wear it in his cap; I promised to strike him, if he did: I met this man with my glove in his cap, and I have been as good as my word. Flu. Your majesty hear now, (saving your majesty's manhood,) what an arrant, rascally, beggarly, lowsy knave it is: I hope, your majesty is pear me testimony, and witness, and avouchments, that this is the glove of Alencon, that your majesty is give me, in your conscience now. [Exit. K. Hen. Here, Fluellen; wear thou this favour for me, and stick it in thy cap: When Alencon and K. Hen. Give me thy glove, soldier; Look, here myself were down together, I plucked this glove from his helm; if any man challenge this, he is a is the fellow of it. 'Twas I, indeed, thou profriend to Alencon and an enemy to our person; if mised'st to strike; and thou hast given me most bitthou encounter any such, apprehend him, an thou dost love me. Flu. Your grace does me as great honours, as can be desired in the hearts of his subjects: I would fain see the man, that has but two legs, that shall find himself aggriefed at this glove, that is all; but I would fain see it once: an please Got of his grace, that I might see it. K. Hen. Knowest thou Gower? Flu. I will fetch him. him [Exit. K. Hen. My lord of Warwick, and my brother Follow Fluellen closely at the heels: And, touch'd with choler, hot as gunpowder, SCENE VIII.-Before King Henry's Pavilion. Will. I warrant, it is to knight you, captain. Flu. Got's will and his pleasure, captain, I peseech you now, come apace to the king: there is more goot toward you, peradventure, than is in your knowledge to dream of. Will. Sir, know you this glove? Flu. Know the glove? I know, the glove is a glove. Will. I know this; and thus I challenge it. [Strikes him. Flu. 'Sblud, an arrant traitor, as any's in the universal 'orld, or in France, or in England. Gow. How now, sir? you villain! Will. Do you think I'll be forsworn? Flu. Stand away, captain Gower; I will give treason his payment into plows, I warrant you. Will. I am no traitor. Flu. That's a lie in thy throat.-I charge you in his majesty's name, apprehend him; he's a friend of the duke Alencon's. Enter Warwick and Gloster. War. How now, how now! what's the matter? Flu. My lord of Warwick, here is (praised be Got for it!) a most contagious treason come to light, look you, as you shall desire in a summer's day. Here is his majesty. Enter King Henry and Exeter. K. Hen. How now! what's the matter? ter terms. Flu. An please your majesty, let his neck answer for it, if there is any martial law in the 'orld. K. Hen. How canst thou make me satisfaction? Will. All offences, my liege, come from the heart: never came any from mine, that might offend your majesty. K. Hen. It was ourself thou didst abuse. Will. Your majesty came not like yourself: you appeared to me but as a common man; witness the night, your garments, your lowliness; and what your highness suffered under that shape, I beseech you, take it for your own fault, and not mine: for had you been as I took you for, I made no offence; therefore, I beseech your highness, pardon me. K. Hen. Here, uncle Exeter, fill this glove with And give it to this fellow.-Keep it, fellow; Flu. By this day and this light, the fellow has mettle enough in his pelly :-Hold, there is twelve pence for you, and I pray you to serve Got, and keep you out of prawls, and prabbles, and quarrels, and dissensions, and, I warrant you, it is the petter for you. Will. I will none of your money. Flu. It is with a goot will; I can tell you, it will serve you to mend your shoes: Come, wherefore should you be so pashful? your shoes is not so goot: 'tis a goot silling, I warrant you, or I will change it. Enter an English Herald. K. Hen. Now, herald; are the dead number'd ? K. Hen. What prisoners of good sort are taken, uncle? Exe. Charles duke of Orleans, nephew to the John duke of Bourbon, and lord Bouciqualt: K. Hen. This note doth tell me of ten thousand That in the field lie slain : of princes, in this num- And nobles bearing banners, there lie dead And gentlemen of blood and quality. The names of those their nobles that lie dead,- Great-master of France, the brave sir Guischard | The emperor's coming in behalf of France, Dauphin; John duke of Alencon; Antony duke of Brabant, [Herald presents another paper. Exe. K. Hen. Come, go we in procession to the village: Flu. Is it not lawful, an please your majesty, to tell how many is killed? K. Hen. Yes, captain; but with this acknowledgment, That God fought for us. Flu. Yes, my conscience, he did us great goot. Let there be sung Non nobis, and Te Deum. ACT V. Enter Chorus. [Exeunt. Cho. Vouchsafe to those that have not read the story, That I may prompt them: and of such as have, Of time, of numbers, and due course of things, sea, Which, like a mighty whiffler 'fore the king, To welcome him? much more, and much more cause, Did they this Harry. Now in London place him; (As yet the lamentation of the French Invites the king of England's stay at home: To order peace between them ;) and omit SCENE 1.-France. An English Court of Guard. Gow. Nay, that's right; but why wear you your leek to-day? Saint Davy's day is past. Flu. There is occasions and causes why and wherefore in all things: I will tell you, as my friend, captain Gower; The rascally, scald, beggarly, lowsy, pragging knave, Pistol,-which you and yourself, and all the 'orld, know to be no petter than a fellow, look you now, of no merits, he is come to me, and prings me pread and salt yesterday, look you, and bid me eat my leek: it was in a place where I could not breed no contentions with him; but I will be so pold as to wear it in my cap till I see him once again, and then I will tell him a little piece of my desires. Enter Pistol. Gow. Why, here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. Flu. 'Tis no matter for his swellings, nor his turkey-cocks.-Got pless you, ancient Pistol! you scurvy, lowsy knave, Got pless you! Pist. Ha! art thou Bedlam? dost thou thirst, base Trojan, To have me fold up Parca's fatal web? Flu. I peseech you heartily, scurvy, lowsy knave, at my desires, and my requests, and my petitions, to eat, look you, this leek; because, look you, you do not love it, nor your affections, and your appetites, and your digestions, does not agree with it, I would desire you to eat it. Pist. Not for Cadwallader, and all his goats. Flu. There is one goat for you. [Strikes him.] Will you be so goot, scald knave, as eat it? Pist. Base Trojan, thou shalt die. Flu. You say very true, scald knave, when Got's will is: I will desire you to live in the mean time, and eat your victuals; come, there is sauce for it. [Striking him again.] You called me yesterday, mountain-squire; but I will make you to-day a squire of low degree. I pray you, fall to; if you can mock a leek, you can eat a leek. Gow. Enough, captain; you have astonished him. Flu. I say, I will make him eat some part of my leek, or I will peat his pate four days:-Pite, I pray you; it is goot for your green wound, and your ploody coxcomb. Pist. Must I bite ? Flu. Yes, certainly; and out of doubt, and out of questions too, and ambiguities. Pist. By this leek, I will most horribly revenge ; I eat, and eke I swear. Flu. Eat, I pray you: Will you have some more sauce to your leek? there is not enough leek to swear by. Pist. Quiet thy cudgel; thou dost see, I eat. Flu. Much goot do you, scald knave, heartily. Nay, 'pray you, throw none away; the skin is goot for your proken coxcomb. When you take occa sions to see leeks hereafter, I pray you, mock at them; that is all. Pist. Good. Flu. If I owe you any thing, I will pay you in cudgels; you shall be a woodmonger, and buy nothing of me but cudgels. God be wi' you, and keep you, and heal your pate. [Exit. Unpruned dies: her hedges even-pleached,Like prisoners wildly over-grown with hair, Put forth disorder'd twigs: her fallow leas The darnel, hemlock, and rank fumitory, Pist. All hell shall stir for this. Doth root upon; while that the coulter rusts, Gon. Go, go; you are a counterfeit cowardly That should deracinate such savagery: knave. Will you mock at an ancient tradition, The even mead, that erst brought sweetly forth begun upon an honourable respect, and worn as a The freckled cowslip, burnet, and green clover, memorable trophy of predeceased valour,- and Wanting the scythe, all uncorrected, rank, dare not avouch in your deeds any of your words? Conceives by idleness; and nothing teems, I have seen you gleeking and galling at this gentle-But hateful docks, rough thistles, kecksies, burs, man twice or thrice. You thought, because he Losing both beauty and utility. could not speak English in the native garb, he could not therefore handle an English cudgel: you find it otherwise: and, henceforth, let a Welsh correction teach you a good English condition. Fare ye well. [Exit. Pist. Doth fortune play the huswife with me now? News have I, that my Nell is dead i'the spital And there my rendezvous is quite cut off. [Exit. SCENE II.-Troyes in Champagne. An Apartment in the French King's Palace. Enter at one door, King Henry, Bedford, Gloster, Exeter, Warwick, Westmoreland, and other Lords; at another, the French King, Queen Isabel, the Princess Katharine, Lords, Ladies, &c. the Duke of Burgundy, and his Train. K. Hen. Peace to this meeting, wherefore we are met! Unto our brother France,-and to our sister, Most worthy brother England; fairly met :- Q. Isa. So happy be the issue, brother England, With all my wits, my pains, and strong endeavours, To bring your most imperial majesties Your mightiness on both parts best can witness. Her vine, the merry cheerer of the heart, And as our vineyards, fallows, meads, and hedges, K. Hen. If, duke of Burgundy, you would the peace, Whose want gives growth to the imperfections Bur. The king hath heard them; to the which, There is no answer made. as yet, K. Hen. Well then, the peace, Which you before so urg'd, lies in his answer. Fr. King. I have but with & cursorary eye O'er-glanc'd the articles: pleaseth your grace To appoint some of your council presently To sit with us once more, with better heed To re-survey them, we will, suddenly, Pass our accept, and peremptory answer. K. Hen. Brother, we shall.- Go, uncle Exeter,- Haply, a woman's voice may do some good, She is our capital demand, compris'd K. Hen. [Exeunt all but Henry, Katharine, and her Gentlewoman. Fair Katharine, and most fair! Will you vouchsafe to teach a soldier terms, Such as will enter at a lady's ear, And plead his love-suit to her gentle heart? Kath. Your majesty shall mock at me; I cannot speak your England. K. Hen. O fair Katharine, if you will love me soundly with your French heart, I will be glad to hear you confess it brokenly with your English tongue. Do you like me, Kate? Kath. Pardonnez moy, I cannot tell vat is-like me. K. Hen. An angel is like you, Kate; and you are like an angel. Kath. Que dit-il ? que je suis semblable a les anges? Alice. Ouy, vrayment, (sauf vostre grace) ainsi dit-il. K. Hen. I said so, dear Katharine; and I must not blush to affirm it. Kath. O bon Dieu! les langues des hommes sont pleines des tromperies. K. Hen. What says she, fair one? that the tongues of men are full of deceits ? Alice. Ouy: dat de tongues of de mans is be full of deceits: dat is de princess. K. Hen. The princess is the better English-woman. I'faith, Kate, my wooing is fit for thy understanding: I am glad, thou can'st speak no better English; for, if thou could'st, thou would'st find me such a plain king, that thou wouldst think, I had sold my farm to buy my crown. I know no ways to mince it in love, but directly to say-I love you: then, if you urge me further than to say-Do you in faith? I wear out my suit. Give me your answer; i'faith, do; and so clap hands and a bargain: How say you, lady? Kate, dost thou understand thus much English? Kath. I cannot tell. K. Hen. Can any of your neighbours tell, Kate? I'll ask them. Come, I know, thou lovest me and at night when you come into your closet, you'll question this gentlewoman about me; and I know, Kate, you will, to her, dispraise those parts in me, that you love with your heart: but, good Kate, mock me mercifully; the rather, gentle princess, because I love thee cruelly. If ever thou be'st mine, Kate, (as I have a saving faith within me, tells me,-thou shalt,) I get thee with scambling, and thou must therefore needs prove a good soldier-breeder: Shall not thou and I, between Saint Dennis and Saint George, compound a boy, half French, half English, that shall go to Constantinople, and take the Turk by the beard ? shall we not? what sayest thou, my fair flower-de-luce ? Kath. I do not know dat. K. Hen. No; 'tis hereafter to know, but now to promise: do but now promise, Kate, you will endeavour for your French part of such a boy; and, for my English moiety, take the word of a king and a bachelor. How answer you, la plus belle Katharine du monde, mon tres chere et divine deesse ? Kath. Sauf vostre honneur, me understand well. K. Hen. Marry, if you would put me to verses, or to dance for your sake, Kate, why you undid me: for the one, I have neither words nor measure; and for the other, I have no strength in measure, yet a reasonable measure in strength. If I could win a lady at leap-frog, or by vaulting into my saddle with my armour on my back, under the correction of bragging be it spoken, I should quickly leap into a wife. Or, if I might buffet for my love, or bound Kath. Your majeste ave fausse French enough to my horse for her favours, I could lay on like a deceive de most sage damoiselle dat is en France. butcher, and sit like a jack-an-apes, never off: but, K. Hen. Now, fye upon my false French! By before God, I cannot look greenly, nor gasp out my mine honour, in true English, I love thee, Kate: by eloquence, nor I have no cunning in protestation; which honour I dare not swear, thou lovest me; yet only downright oaths, which I never use till urged, my blood begins to flatter me that thou dost, notnor never break for urging. If thou canst love a withstanding the poor and untempering effect of my fellow of this temper, Kate, whose face is not worth visage. Now beshrew my father's ambition! he was sun-burning, that never looks in his glass for love thinking of civil wars when he got me; therefore of any thing he sees there, let thine eye be thy cook. was I created with a stubborn outside, with an asI speak to thee plain soldier: If thou canst love me pect of iron, that, when I come to woo ladies, I for this, take me: if not, to say to thee-that I fright them. But, in faith, Kate, the elder I wax, shall die, is true: but-for thy love, by the Lord, the better I shall appear: my comfort is, that old no; yet I love thee too. And while thou livest, age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more dear Kate, take a fellow of plain and uncoined spoil upon my face: thou hast me, if thou hast me, constancy; for he perforce must do thee right, at the worst; and thou shalt wear me, if thou wear because he hath not the gift to woo in other places: me, better and better: And therefore tell me, most for these fellows of infinite tongue, that can rhyme fair Katharine, will you have me? Put off your themselves into ladies' favours, they do always maiden blushes; avouch the thoughts of your heart reason themselves out again. What a speaker is with the looks of an empress; take me by the but a prater; a rhyme is but a ballad. A good leg hand, and say-Harry of England, I am thine: will fall; a straight back will stoop; a black beard which word thou shalt no sooner bless mine ear will turn white; a curled pate will grow bald; a withal, but I will tell thee aloud-England is thine, fair face will wither; a full eye will wax hollow; Ireland is thine, France is thine, and Henry Planbut a good heart, Kate, is the sun and moon; or, tagenet is thine; who, though I speak it before his rather, the sun, and not the moon; for it shines face, if he be not fellow with the best king, thou bright, and never changes, but keeps his course tru-shalt find the best king of good fellows. Come, ly. If thou would have such a one, take me: And take me, take a soldier; take a soldier, take a king And what sayest thou then to my love? speak, my fair, and fairly, I pray thee. Kath. Is it possible dat I should love de enemy of France ? K. Hen. No; it is not possible, you should love the enemy of France, Kate: but, in loving me, you should love the friend of France; for I love France so well, that I will not part with a village of it; I will have it all mine: and, Kate, when France is mine, and I am yours, then yours is France, and you are mine. Kath. I cannot tell vat is dat. K. Hen. No, Kate? I will tell thee in French; which, I am sure, will hang upon my tongue like a new-married wife about her husband's neck, hardly to be shook off. Quand j'ay la possession de France, et quand vous avez le possession de moi, (let me see, what then? Saint Dennis be my speed !)-donc vostre est France, et vous estes mienne. It is as easy for me, Kate, to conquer the kingdom, as to speak so much more French: I shall never move thee in French, unless it be to laugh at me. Kath. Sauf vostre honneur, le Francois que vous parlez, est meilleur que l'Anglois lequel je parle. K. Hen. No, 'faith, is't not, Kate: but thy speaking of my tongue, and I thine, most truly falsely, must needs be granted to be much at one. But, your answer in broken musick; for thy voice is musick, and thy English broken therefore, queen of all, Katharine, break thy mind to me in broken English, Wilt thou have me? Kath. Dat is, as it shall please de roy mon pere. K. Hen. Nay, it will please him well, Kate; it shall please him, Kate. Kath. Den it shall also content me. K. Hen. Upon that I will kiss your hand, and I call you-my queen. Kath. Laissez, mon seigneur, laissez, laissez: ma foy, je ne veux point que vous abbaissez vostre gran deur, en baisant la main d'une vostre indigne serviteure; excuses moy, je vous supplie, mon tres puissant seigneur. K. Hen. Then I will kiss your lips, Kate. Kath. Les dames, et damoiselles, pour estre baisees Alice. Your majesty entendre bettre que moy. K. Hen. O, Kate, nice customs court'sy to great kings. Dear Kate, you and I cannot be confined within the weak list of a country's fashion: we are |