LOVE OF THE WORLD REPROVed.
The man who dreams himself so great, And his importance of such weight, That all around in all that's done Must move and act for him alone, Will learn in school of tribulation The folly of his expectation.
LOVE OF THE WORLD REPROVED
THUS says the prophet of the Turk, • Good mussulman, abstain from pork; There is a part in every swine
No friend or follower of mine May taste, whate'er his inclination, On pain of excommunication.' Such Mahomet's mysterious charge, And thus he left the point at large. Had he the sinful part express'd, They might with safety eat the rest; But for one piece they thought it hard From the whole hog to be debarr'd: And set their wit at work to find What joint the prophet had in mind. Much controversy straight arose, These choose the back, the belly those; By some 'tis confidently said He meant not to forbid the head; While others at that doctrine rail, And piously prefer the tail.
Thus, conscience freed from every clog, Mahometans eat up the hog.
You laugh-'tis well-The tale applied May make you laugh on the other side. Renounce the world—the preacher cries. We do a multitude replies.
While one as innocent regards
A snug and friendly game at cards; And one, whatever you may say, Can see no evil in a play ;
Some love a concert, or a race; And others shooting and the chase.
Reviled and loved, renounced and follow'd; Thus, bit by bit, the world is swallow'd: Each thinks his neighbour makes too free, Yet likes a slice as well as he:
With sophistry their sauce they sweeten, Till quite from tail to snout 'tis eaten.
NECESSARY TO THE HAPPINESS OF
The Married State.
THE lady thus address'd her spouse What a mere dungeon is this house! By no means large enough; and was it, Yet this dull room, and that dark closet, Those hangings with their worn-out graces, Long beards, long noses, and pale faces, Are such an antiquated scene,
They overwhelm me with the spleen.
Sir Humphry, shooting in the dark, Makes answer quite beside the mark: No doubt, my dear, I bade him come, Engaged myself to be at home, And shall expect him at the door Precisely when the clock strikes four. You are so deaf, the lady cried (And raised her voice, and frown'd beside), You are so sadly deaf, my dear, What shall I do to make you hear? Dismiss poor Harry! he replies; Some people are more nice than wise, For one slight trespass all this stir? What if he did ride whip and spur? 'Twas but a mile-your favourite horse Will never look one hair the worse.
Well, I protest 'tis past all bearing— Child; I am rather hard of hearing- Yes, truly-one must scream and bawl; I tell you, you can't hear at all! Then, with a voice exceeding low, No matter if hear or no. you
Alas! and is domestic strife, That sorest ill of human life, A plague so little to be fear'd As to be wantonly incurr'd, To gratify a fretful passion, On every trivial provocation? The kindest and the happiest pair Will find occasion to forbear; And something, every day they live, To pity, and perhaps forgive. But if infirmities, that fall In common to the lot of all,
A blemish or a sense impair'd, Are crimes so little to be spared, Then farewell all that must create The comfort of the wedded state; Instead of harmony, 'tis jar, And tumult, and intestine war.
The love that cheers life's latest stage, Proof against sickness and old age, Preserved by virtue from declension, Becomes not weary of attention; But lives, when that exterior grace Which first inspired the flame decays. "Tis gentle, delicate, and kind, To faults compassionate or blind, And will with sympathy endure Those evils it would gladly cure: But angry, coarse, and harsh expression Shows love to be a mere profession; Proves that the heart is none of his, Or soon expels him if it is.
LOVE ABUSED.
WHAT is there in the vale of life Half so delightful as a wife,
When friendship, love, and peace combine To stamp the marriage-bond divine? The stream of pure and genuine love Derives its current from above; And earth a second Eden shows Where'er the healing water flows: But ah, if, from the dykes and drains Of sensual nature's feverish veins,
PAIRING TIME ANTICIPATED.
Lust, like a lawless, headstrong flood Impregnated with ooze and mud, Descending fast on every side, Once mingles with the sacred tide, Farewell the soul-enlivening scene! The banks that wore a smiling green, With rank defilement overspread, Bewail their flowery beauties dead. The stream polluted, dark, and dull, Diffused into a Stygian pool, Through life's last, melancholy years Is fed with ever flowing tears: Complaints supply the zephyr's part, And sighs that heave a breaking heart.
PAIRING TIME ANTICIPATED, A Fable.
I SHALL not ask Jean Jacques Rousseau If birds confabulate or no;
"Tis clear that they were always able To hold discourse-at least in fable; And e'en the child, that knows no better Than to interpret by the letter
A story of a cock and bull,
Must have a most uncommon skull.
It chanced then on a winter's day, But warm and bright, and calm as May, The birds, conceiving a design To forestall sweet St. Valentine, In many an orchard, copse, and grove Assembled on affairs of love,
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