3. "Why, master parson, as to that 4. "We'll try your skill," the parson cried, 5. "Noah of old three babies had, Shem, Ham, and Japhet, they were called: 6. "Rat it!" cried Hodge, and scratched his head, "That does my wits belabor: But howsomde'er I'll homeward run, 7. To Giles he went, and put the case With circumspect intention: Thou fool!" cried Giles, "I'll make it clear 8. "Three children has Tom Long, the smith, Tom, Dick, and Harry, they are called: 9. "Adzooks! I have it," Hodge replied, 66 Right well I know your lingo; Who's Harry's father? stop-here goes— Why Tom Long Smith, by jingo." 10. Away he ran to find the priest With all his might and main, Who with good humor instant put 11. "Noah of old three babies had, Shem, Ham, and Japhet, they were called : 12. "I have it now," Hodge grinning cried, Who's Japhet's father? now I know; LESSON VII. LOVE, MURDER, AND MATRIMONY-ALMOST. ANONYMOUS. 1. IN Manchester a maiden dwelt, Her name was Phoebe Brown, Her cheeks were red, her hair was black, And she was considered by good judges to be by all odds the best looking girl in town. 2. Her age was nearly seventeen, A very lovely girl she was, And for about a year and a half there had been a young man paying his attention to her by the name of Reuben Wright.. 3. Now Reuben was a nice young man As any in the town, And Phoebe loved him very dear, But, on account of his being obliged to work for a living, he never could make himself agreeable to old Mr. and Mrs. Brown. 4. Her parents were resolved A rich old miser in the place, And old Brown frequently declared, that rather than have his daughter marry Reuben Wright, he'd sooner knock him in the head. 5. But Phoebe's heart was brave and strong, She feared not her parent's frowns, And as for Reuben Wright so bold, I've heard him say more than fifty times that, (with the exception of Phoebe,) he didn't care a cent for the whole race of Browns. 6. So Phoebe Brown and Reuben Wright Three weeks ago last Tuesday night, They started for old Parson Webster's, determined to be united in the holy bonds of matrimony, though it was tremendous dark, and rained like the old Harry. 7. But Captain Brown was wide awake, He loaded up his gun, And then pursued the loving pair; He overtook 'em when they'd got about half way to the Parson's, and then Reuben and Phoebe started off upon the run. 8. Old Brown then took a deadly aim Toward young Reuben's head, But, oh! it was a bleeding shame, He made a mistake, and shot his only daughter, and had the unspeakable anguish of seeing her drop right down stone dead. 9. Then anguish filled young Reuben's heart, And vengeance crazed his brain, He drew an awful jack-knife out, And plunged it into old Brown about fifty or sixty times, so that it's very doubtful about his ever coming to again. 10. The briny drops from Reuben's eyes In torrents poured down, He yielded up the ghost and died, And in this melancholy and heart-rending manner terminates the history of Reuben and Phoebe, and likewise old Captain Brown. LESSON VIII. THE MODERN BELLE. STARK. 1. SHE sits in a fashionable parlor, She winks, and giggles, and simpers, And simpers, and giggles, and winks, And though she talks but little, 'Tis a good deal more than she thinks. 2. She lies a-bed in the morning, Till nearly the hour of noon, Then comes down snapping and snarling, Her hair is still in papers, Her cheeks still fresh with paint; 3. She doats upon men unshaven, And falls in love with the moon, 4. Her feet are so very little, Her hands are so very white, Her jewels so very heavy, And her head so very light; Who swells with a foreign air; LESSON IX. AN OLD MAID'S DECISION. FANNY FERN. 1. THERE she is, a poor, lone spinster, in a nicely furnished room-sofa big enough for two; two arm chairs, two bureaus, two looking glasses everything hunting in couples except her |