"IT IS A THEORY OF MINE, THAT THOSE GIFTED WITH TRULY HUMOROUS GENIUS ARE MORE USEFUL AS MORALISTS, PHILOSOPHERS, AND TEACHERS, THAN WHOLE LEGIONS OF THE GRAVEST PREACHERS. THEY SPEAK MORE EFFECTUALLY TO THE GENERAL EAR AND HEART, EVEN THOUGH THEY WHO HEAR ARE NOT AWARE OF THE FACT THAT THEY ARE IMBIBING WISDOM.”—Joseph C. Neal. "THE MERRY SONG OF THE MAYPOLE" is undoubtedly the first piece of "hilarious verse" composed on the continent of North America. A scapegrace lawyer, Thomas Morton, of Clifford's Inn, London (Justice Shallow's abiding place), landed with other ad venturers at Plymouth, in 1622. Three years afterwards, he joined Wollaston's party at Pasonagessit, which place was named after their leader, but afterwards they called it Ma-re Mount. They lived, according to the chronicler of Plymouth, "in great licentiousness of life, in all profaneness, and the said Morton became lord of misrule, and maintained, as it were, a school of Atheism; and after they had got some goods into their hands, and got much by trading with the Indians, they spent it as vainly in quaffing and drinking both wine and strong liquors in great excess, as some have reported ten pounds' worth in a morning, setting up a Maypole, drinking and dancing about it, and frisking about it like so many fairies, or furies rather, yea, and worse practices, as if they had anew revived and celebrated the feast of the Roman goddess, Flora, or the beastly practices of the mad Bacchanalians." Thomas Morton published a book in 1637, called "New English Canaan." Butler, in his "Hudibras," has made use of some of the stories narrated by Morton, whose account of the Maypole is as follows:--" Being resolved to have the new name (Ma-re or Merry Mount) confirmed for a memorial to after ages, the inhabitants did devise amongst themselves to have it performed in a solemn manner with revels and merriment, after the old English custom, prepared to set up a Maypole upon the festival day of Philip and Jacob; and therefore brewed a barrel of excellent beer, and provided a case of bottles to be spent, with other good cheer for all comers of that day. And because they would have it in a complete form, they had prepared a song fitting to the time and present occasion. And upon May-day they brought the Maypole to the place appointed, with guns, drums, pistols, and other fitting instruments, for that purpose; and there erected it with the help of salvages, that came thither of purpose to see the manner of our revels. A goodly pine tree, of eighty feet long, was reared up, with a pair of buck horns nailed on, somewhat near unto the top of it. There was, likewise, a merry song made, which was sung with a chorus, every man bearing his part; which they performed in a dance, hand-inhand about the Maypole, while one of the company sung, and filled out the good liquor, like Gammedes (Ganymede) and Jupiter." The Song of the Maypole. Drink and be merry, merry, merry boys, Nectar is a thing assigned, Give to the melancholy man, Give to the nymph that's free from scorn, Morton remarks that "this harmless mirth, made by young men, was much distasted of the precise Separatists, who, from that time, sought occasion against my honest host of Ma-re Mount, to overthrow his undertakings, and to destroy his plantation quite and clear." Nathaniel Hawthorne, who has a sweet sketch on this subject, says, "Bright were the days at Merry Mount, when the Maypole was the banner-staff of that gay colony! They who reared it, should their banner be triumphant, were to pour sunshine over New England's rugged hills, and scatter flower-seeds throughout the soil. Jollity and gloom were contending for an empire." NEW ENGLAND'S annoyances, you that would know | Our mountains and hills and our valleys below, them, Pray ponder these verses which briefly doth show The place where we live is a wilderness wood, Being commonly covered with ice and with snow; But when the Spring opens, we then take the hoe, If fresh meat be wanting to fill up our dish, Instead of pottage and puddings, and custards and pies, Our pumpkins and parsnips are common supplies; We have pumpkins at morning, and pumpkins at noon; If it was not for pumpkins we should be undone. If barley be wanting to make into malt, Now while some are going, let others be coming; FATHER ABBEY'S WILL. BY JOHN SECCOMB. 1732. MATHEW ABBEY was a bedmaker and sweeper at Harvard College, Cambridge, for many years. He is supposed to leave his childless wife (also a bedmaker) the whole of his estate, as follows: |