"If this were only cleared away," "O Oysters, come and walk with us!" We cannot do with more than four, The eldest Oyster looked at him, But four young Oysters hurried up, All eager for the treat: Their coats were brushed, their faces washed, Their shoes were clean and neat And this was odd, because, you know, They hadn't any feet. Four other Oysters followed them, And yet another four; And thick and fast they came at last, And more, and more, and more— All hopping through the frothy waves, And scrambling to the shore. The Walrus and the Carpenter Walked on a mile or so, And then they rested on a rock And all the little Oysters stood "The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things: Of shoes-and ships-and sealing-wax- And why the sea is boiling hot- "But wait a bit," the Oysters cried, "No hurry!" said the Carpenter: "A loaf of bread," the Walrus said, Are very good indeed Now, if you're ready, Oysters dear, We can begin to feed." "But not on us!" the Oysters cried, Turning a little blue. "After such kindness, that would be A dismal thing to do!" "The night is fine," the Walrus said. "Do you admire the view? "It was so kind of you to come! I wish you were not quite so deaf- "It seems a shame," the Walrus said, With sobs and tears he sorted out 66 "O, Oysters," said the Carpenter, "You've had a pleasant run! Shall we be trotting home again?" But answer came there none-And this was scarcely odd, because They'd eaten every one. LEWIS CARROLL. [By kind permission of the author.] DOMESTIC ASIDES. "I really take it very kind, This visit, Mrs. Skinner! I have not seen you such an age(The wretch has come to dinner!) "Your daughters, too, what loves of girlsWhat heads for painters' easels! Come here and kiss the infant, dears— (And give it p'rhaps the measles!) "Your charming boys I see are home From Reverend Mr. Russell's; "Twas very kind to bring them both(What boots for my new Brussels!) "What! little Clara left at home? Well now I call that shabby: I should have loved to kiss her so(A flabby, dabby, babby!) "And Mr. S., I hope he's well, Ah! though he lives so handy, He never now drops in to sup(The better for our brandy!) "Come, take a seat-I long to hear About Matilda's marriage; You're come of course to spend the day! "What! must you go? next time I hope "Good-bye! good-bye! remember all, THOMAS HOOD. THE GENERAL POST OFFICE. Have all—or at any rate most of us— Of six at the General Post Office. There have I frequently gone, But somehow I never met anyone Seemingly glad to put on A twopenny stamp for a penny one. Over and over again Have I hurried for six, and been late for it. Often too early, and then I have found it good value to wait for it: Posted my letters in time, Posted myself in the common aSsembly of people; and I'm Game to describe the phenomena. Hundreds and hundreds appear, Tread on my feet; but if I attacked Any of them, you would hear Magistrates reading the Riot Act. Here is a cove with a lot; What do you think, will he miss it or Is he too early, or what? Registered. He's a solicitor. Elderly lady with one Bet you a penny she never'll Do it, unless she can run; Boy from the Gresham with several; Man with a thousand at least, Puff of some swindle or sham in them; All for the country. The beast Why does he stop to examine them? |