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King. Ay, that there is. Our court, you know, is haunted
With a refined traveller of Spain;
A man in all the world's new fashion planted,
For interim to our studies, shall relate,
Ber. Armado is a most illustrious wight,
A man of fire-new words, Fashion's own knight. Long. Costard the swain, and he, shall be our sport; And, so to study, three years is but short.
Enter DULL, with a Letter, and COSTARD. Dull. Which is the Duke's own person?
Ber. This, fellow. What would'st?
Dull. I myself reprehend his own person, for I am his Grace's tharborough; but I would see his own person in flesh and blood.
Ber. This is he.
Dull. Signior Arme-Arme-commends you. There's villainy abroad; this letter will tell you more. Cost. Sir, the contempts thereof are as touching me. King. A letter from the magnificent Armado. Ber. How low soever the matter, I hope in God for high words.
Long. A high hope for a low having:2 God grant us patience!
Ber. To hear? or forbear laughing ?3
Long. To hear meekly, sir, and to laugh moderately; or to forbear both.
Ber. Well, sir, be it as the style shall give us cause to climb in the merriness.
Cost. The matter is to me, sir, as concerning Jaquenetta. The manner of it is, I was taken with the
Ber. In what manner?
Cost. In manner and form following, sir; all those three. I was seen with her in the manor house, sitting with her upon the form, and taken following her into the park; which, put together, is, in manner and form following. Now, sir, for the manner, it is the manner of a man to speak to a woman; for the form, -in some form.
Ber. For the following, sir?
Cost. As it shall follow in my correction; and God defend the right!
King. Will you hear this letter with attention?
Cost. Such is the simplicity of man to hearken after the flesh.
King. [Reads.] Great deputy, the welkin's vicegerent, and sole dominator of Navarre, my soul's earth's God, and body's fostering patron—
Cost. Not a word of Costard yet.
King. So it is
Cost. It may be so: but if he say it is so, he is, in telling true, but so.
Cost. Be to me, and every man that dares not fight! King. No words!
Cost. Of other men's secrets, I beseech you.
King. So it is, besieged with sable-coloured melancholy, I did commend the black-oppressing humour to the most wholesome physic of thy health-giving air; and, as I am a gentleman, betook myself to walk. The time when? About the sixth hour; when beasts most graze, birds best peck, and men sit down to that nourishment which is called supper. So much for the time when. Now for the ground which; which, I mean, I walked upon it
is ycleped thy park. Then for the place where; where, I mean, I did encounter that obscene and most preposterous event, that draweth from my snow-white pen the ebon-coloured ink, which here thou viewest, beholdest, surveyest, or seest. But to the place, where, it standeth north-north-east and by east from the west corner of thy curious-knotted garden. There did I see that low-spirited swain, that base minnow of thy mirth,
King. that unletter'd small-knowing soul,
King. that shallow vassal,
Cost. Still me.
King. which, as I remember, hight Costard,
Cost. Oh! me.
King. sorted and consorted, contrary to thy established proclaimed edict and continent canon, which with,—Oh! with-but with this I passion to say wherewith,
Cost. With a wench.
King. with a child of our grandmother Eve, a female; for thy more sweet understanding, a woman. Him 1-as my ever-esteemed duty pricks me on-have sent to thee, to receive the meed of punishment, by thy sweet Grace's officer, Antony Dull; a man of good repute, carriage, bearing, and estimation.
Dull. Me, an't shall please you; I am Antony Dull.
King. For Jaquenetta-so is the weaker vessel called which I apprehended with the aforesaid swain-I keep her as a vessel of thy law's fury; and shall, at the least of thy sweet notice, bring her to trial. Thine, in all compliments of devoted and heart-burning heat of duty, DON ADRIANO DE ARMADO.
Ber. This is not so well as I looked for, but the best that ever I heard.
King. Ay, the best for the worst. But, sirrah, what say you to this?
Cost. Sir, I confess the wench.
King. Did you hear the proclamation?
Cost. I do confess much of the hearing it, but little of the marking of it.
King. It was proclaimed a years' imprisonment, to be taken with a wench.
Cost. I was taken with none, sir; I was taken with a damosel.
King. Well, it was proclaimed damosel.
Cost. This was no damosel neither, sir; she was a virgin.
King. It is so varied too; for it was proclaimed, virgin.
Cost. If it were, I deny her virginity; I was taken with a maid.
King. This maid will not serve your turn, sir.
Cost. I had rather pray a month with mutton and porridge.
King. And Don Armado he shall be your keeper. My lord Berowne, see him deliver'd o'er.And go we, lords, to put in practice that
Which each to other hath so strongly sworn.
[Exeunt King, LONGAVILLE, and DUMAIN. Ber. I'll lay my head to any good man's hat, These oaths and laws will prove an idle scorn.— Sirrah, come on.
Cost. I suffer for the truth, sir; for true it is, I was taken with Jaquenetta, and Jaquenetta is a true girl; and therefore, Welcome the sour cup of prosperity Affliction may one day smile again, and till then, sit thee down, Sorrow!
SCENE II. Another part of the same.
Enter ARMADO and Moтн, his page.
BOY, what sign is it, when a man of great spirit grows melancholy?
Moth. A great sign, sir, that he will look sad. Arm. Why, sadness is one and the self-same thing, dear imp.
Moth. No, no; O lord! sir, no.
Arm. How canst thou part sadness and melancholy, my tender juvenal?
Moth. By a familiar demonstration of the working, my tough senior.
Arm. Why tough senior? why tough senior?
Moth. Why, tender juvenal? why tender juvenal ? Arm. I spoke it, tender juvenal, as a congruent epitheton, appertaining to thy young days, which we may nominate tender.
Moth. And I, tough senior, as an appertinent title to your old time, which we may name tough. Arm. Pretty, and apt.
Moth. How mean you, sir? I pretty, and my saying apt? or I apt, and my saying pretty?
Arm. Thou pretty, because little.
Moth. Little pretty, because little. Wherefore apt? Arm. And therefore apt, because quick.
Moth. Speak you this in my praise, master?
Arm. In thy condign praise.
Moth. will praise an eel with the same praise.
Arm. What! that an eel is ingenious?
Moth. That an eel is quick.
Arm. I do say, thou art quick in answers.
Thou heat'st my blood.
Moth. I am answered, sir.
Arm. I love not to be crossed.